Saul Bollox 2:09 Fri Mar 18
People who lower the suspension of their cars....
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....to look cool, but in fact look cunts because they can hardly get over speed humps.
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kch
1:12 Mon Mar 21
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/middle-aged-man-was-wearing-non-superdry-clothing-2014040785462
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Claret Badger
1:03 Mon Mar 21
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people who wear superdry ARE cunts
that's FACT
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FruityBoots.
2:29 Sun Mar 20
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Getting fed up with these:
Blokes who wear superdry
Blokes who drink cider
Blokes who have a beard
And now.....
Blokes who lower there cars
Types threads.
Can we have a separate forum for the
We know better, VIP types on here please
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gph
1:48 Sun Mar 20
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Bollox: I once had a job interview in Cambridge. The bloke interviewing me picked me up at the station and then drove very slowly in his Porsche at a "look-at-me" speed through town.
I didn't get the job, presumably because my "this bloke is a dickhead" thoughts were too transparent.
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Alfie
1:41 Sun Mar 20
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Can it ever be possible to raise the suspension of ones testes sack?
Mine are like two misshspen onions tethered within a straining orange net. When administering talc to my groin having bathed they swing to and fro pell mell like sperm harbouring wrecking balls vying to knock down my thighs or some precarious northern chimney stack.
Does anyone else suffer with a massive low slung pair of bollocks?
I could certainly do with having my testical suspension ratched upwards a notch or two.
When shitting they often dapple their hairy undersides in the u bend waters, like two unexploded dam busting bollock bombs trapped neath the bomb door mechanism
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Saul Bollox
1:32 Sun Mar 20
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It's not much fun being stuck behind a "performance car"
crawling over a speed hump when your in a hurry. Lowering a car is a sure sign of being mentally defective.
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Claret Badger
4:31 Sat Mar 19
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I've lowered mine
standard cars look shit
Bilstein B16 Coilovers - adjustable, so I don't have it on the bumpstops - but I do slow down for speed bumps coz only women and cunts go over them at ISL
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Johnson
3:27 Sat Mar 19
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Doesn't go on so much anymore does it, the old Kev'ing up your motor scene.
Remember being giving a bogey green MK1 Astra at 16 I was going to do up to be like a GTE. That project lasted 2 weeks.
First car ended up being a Mk2 Ford Orion that was built like a shoe box. Cunt of a car.
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Saul Bollox
2:36 Sat Mar 19
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""""Spoilers, curtains, furry dice, go faster stripes, his and hers names atop of windscreen, Dukes of Hazzard car horn.....'AVE IT!"""""
Or save a fortune on all of these by putting an "I Am a Cunt" sticker on your car.
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gph
1:55 Sat Mar 19
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My laptop's got old and unreliable...
Bit like me, if the truth's told.
:-(
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The Joker
1:30 Sat Mar 19
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Is there something you want to tell us geep?
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gph
4:19 Fri Mar 18
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"you blokes"?
*stares at keyboard*
Young blokes
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Dan M
4:10 Fri Mar 18
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defjam 3:26 Fri Mar 18
Giant turban sticking out of the sunroof def?
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Stranded
3:58 Fri Mar 18
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/76/55/ef/7655ef72462b1ece5aa36b38e78c50b4.jpg
http://cdn.barrett-jackson.com/staging/carlist/items/Fullsize/Cars/182471/182471_Side_Profile_Web.JPG
http://i41.servimg.com/u/f41/17/91/41/66/1204sr10.jpg
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Bungo
3:58 Fri Mar 18
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Funniest are those spotty little oiks who've put a big noisy, growly exhaust on their Corsa.
It's not enough to be driving around in a cheap, poxy little girl's car, they want to draw attention to the fact by encouraging people to look at it.
Hopefully it will help stop them mating and procreating though..
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gph
3:50 Fri Mar 18
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I thought Saudi was the world capital for weird suspension, as there is literally nothing else that you blokes like to do that is legal.
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gph
3:47 Fri Mar 18
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What happened to those super-duper Israeli pneumatic speed bumps that are hardly noticeable if you hit them slowly, so they have time to deflate, but are very noticeable if you hit them at full speed?
*waits for Golden Oldie's comments*
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Russ of the BML
3:28 Fri Mar 18
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*gangsta
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Russ of the BML
3:28 Fri Mar 18
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Grumpster 2:20 Fri Mar 18
That's some gansta shit.
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defjam
3:26 Fri Mar 18
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I have to lower my suspension to get in some car parks.
Am i a part time cunt?
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joe royal
3:20 Fri Mar 18
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My car has optional factory lowered suspension (I bought it like that) and it bottoms out quite a lot , you feel every bump in the road and it's a pain to get in and out of.
Really wish I bought the silver one with standard suspension.
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